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Last visited: 10-11-2008
Gender: Male
Birthday:
02-13-2005
5 years old
Occupation: Guard Monkey
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Marital Status: Single
Hometown: China
Ethnicity: Other
Religion: Flying Spaghetti Monster
Zodiac: Aquarius
Smoke: No
Drink: No
Children: Not Sure
Education: Never passed the 3rd grade
Here For: Dating

Interests

General: Eating Bananas

About

As a staunch defender of shakes bed and the unofficial mascot of Carolina Pulse I have a lot of responsibility. Most of my days are spent battling the forces of evil such as dust mites and x-girlfriends. Of course I like to cut loose to. Like most monkeys I spend quite a bit of time flinging poo at naysayers and nancys, eating bananas, and picking bugs off of my primate friends heads. In my spare time my monkey cohorts and I plot to <del>take over</del>liberate the small apartment Bucky Katt currently resides in. Our war chest grows larger with every passing day. Soon victory will be ours and that cat’s tyrannical rain of power will be over. But I digress.

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